Service Description

and the door that sticks. and the light that's been flickering since 2021. you built this thing yourself when you were just trying to get your business off the ground, and honestly? it did its job. but your business grew up and your website didn't. now you kinda cringe every time someone asks for your link, and you've got a sneaking suspicion your contact form has been sending inquiries straight into the void. you don't need a full rebuild right now. you need someone who knows what they're doing to get in there and fix the shit that matters most. that's this. here's how it works: - book and pay. grab a slot, fill out the quick form, and you're in. - give me access. add me to your site at least 48 hours before our call. instructions are in your confirmation email. - we hop on a 30-minute call. i'll have already looked at your site, so we skip the small talk and lock in what i'm fixing. - i fix it. within 3 business days. - you get a video. a quick walkthrough of everything i changed and why, plus what i'd tackle next if it were my site. that's it. no 40-page questionnaire, no portal, no "let's circle back." this is for you if: - your site is on wix or squarespace - you know it's not working but you don't know where to start - you're not ready for a full rebuild but you're done being embarrassed by your link - you want it fixed this week, not next quarter this isn't for you if: - you need a whole new site, brand, or copy written from scratch - you're on shopify, wordpress, or anything else (sorryyyy!) - you want unlimited revisions (this is a fix, not a redesign) and if you end up wanting the whole damn thing rebuilt? your $500 goes toward a full site if you book within 60 days. so this is basically a paid test drive of working with me. worst case, your site works better. best case, you find your web person. the fine print: - paid in full when you book - non-refundable once our call happens - if anything i touched breaks within 48 hours, i'll fix it, no charge - if your access isn't in 48 hours before the call, we'll move you to the next open slot ready to stop cringing at your own website? book your quickie now. you bring the site, i'll bring the queso. 🖤